Meaninglessness Muse Gifts

"Nihilistic customer service"

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Nun Binning the Devil

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

A Salmon Lie

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"Objection over-ruled Counselor! Proceed to the clearly marked Fire Exit, if you follow my meaning."

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

"Well, I have bad news for you, too."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Old man watering Death.

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

"You're gonna love this place."

"Quit whimpering."

"...and tell him it's fairly urgent."

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

Free Thinking.

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

'It wasn't the proverbial cookie jar, Sir. It was just the real cookie jar.'

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

"That's the setup. And the punchline is: 'And then they die!'"

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

Wiping Out the World

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

"As a matter of fact, we do have one question."

The business world is crying out for English majors...

"Time flies." "Time is money."