Meaninglessness Muse Pillows

"Nihilistic customer service"

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Nun Binning the Devil

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

A Salmon Lie

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"Well, I have bad news for you, too."

Old man watering Death.

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

"You're gonna love this place."

"Quit whimpering."

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

"...and tell him it's fairly urgent."

Free Thinking.

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

"That's the setup. And the punchline is: 'And then they die!'"

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

'It wasn't the proverbial cookie jar, Sir. It was just the real cookie jar.'

Wiping Out the World

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

"As a matter of fact, we do have one question."

"Time flies." "Time is money."

"Now hold that."