Mundanity Muse Pillows

Proof of life on earth

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"Nihilistic customer service"

Nun Binning the Devil

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Wadder

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Old man watering Death.

"Well, I have bad news for you, too."

"Quit whimpering."

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

"You're gonna love this place."

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."

"...and tell him it's fairly urgent."

Life bingo

'Sacked? Just like that - with no explanation?'

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

'It wasn't the proverbial cookie jar, Sir. It was just the real cookie jar.'

'This is security. Looks like we have an escape from cubicle 36.'

Missing socks squad.

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

"That's the setup. And the punchline is: 'And then they die!'"

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

Please stand by...for view.

Grim Reaper: Day In - Day Out