Mundanity Muse Pillows

Proof of life on earth

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"Nihilistic customer service"

Nun Binning the Devil

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Wadder

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"Well, I have bad news for you, too."

Brancusi.

Old man watering Death.

"...and tell him it's fairly urgent."

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

"Quit whimpering."

"You're gonna love this place."

Life bingo

'It wasn't the proverbial cookie jar, Sir. It was just the real cookie jar.'

'This is security. Looks like we have an escape from cubicle 36.'

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

'Sacked? Just like that - with no explanation?'

Missing socks squad.

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

"That's the setup. And the punchline is: 'And then they die!'"

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

The business world is crying out for English majors...

Grim Reaper: Day In - Day Out