Mundanity Philosopher Pillows

Sadly this is about as exciting as life gets for most cows...and some people.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Nonsense Poem

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

Apocalliptical

Wadder

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

"What if you go under before I need to?"

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

"How the hell are you?"

Oy Vey...

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.'

Grim Reaper Checkout

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

Death selfie

Even if you're the president of a corporation, you're still just the president of a corporation.

Life bingo

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

"The end is near."

"Wake up dear - you've got a visitor..."

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

'There must be an elephant in the room.'

Two Men Having Showdown On Small Hill-Top

"We are both 'godless'. I'm just the one who knows it."

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'