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Muscles

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Invisible clothes

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Stonehenge Explained

Myths and legends...

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

Moses as a child.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"