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"I said, 'How's the trial separation going for you?'"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Domestic Goddess.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Before/After

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

The Aisle

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

"I gave your ‘compliments to the chef,’ and he’d like you to elaborate."

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."