Meal Soloist Gifts

"I said, 'How's the trial separation going for you?'"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Domestic Goddess.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Before/After

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

The Aisle

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin