Meal Moralist T-Shirts

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Please don't kill me."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

Crisis of values

"I mean, he does have a point."

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

"Turns out the love of money wasn't the root of all evil."

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

The Seven Deadly Sins: Envy, envy, envy, envy, envy, envy and envy.

"I've never quite figured out how it works. For years, you're on the right side of history, and then one day, you're not!"

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

Dollar: Warning - May cause excessive greed, loss of human empathy and disregard for vital environmental systems.

'Sorry, but we already know who we're going to hire for our new ethics director. We just posted the job for show.'

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

'In my experience, for good to triumph over evil, it needs a little help from the NEUTRAL.'

"Saying you're moral because you believe in God is like saying you're a soldier because you play 'Call of Duty'."

Good V Evil.

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

'So this is what you meant when you promised to take me out for a 'three course meal'!'

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

"I said, 'How's the trial separation going for you?'"

"Before you go through the gates of heaven think back to the early days of the internet. Did you ever visit or post anything homophobic, racist or sexist? Tell me now or I will find out."

God and Mammon

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'