Meal Mishap Maven Gifts

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Hooray for Bollywood!

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"This is off our first TikTok."

Upper West Side Story

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Boarway Show

Nick Cave

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Leonard Cohen

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

C Day Lewis.

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"There's nothing like a dame!"

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.