Food Service Maven Gifts

"And tonight we’re offering 5-1 odds on a kitchen strike."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Rump roast?"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Make me one with everything!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'We don't bring you anything. That's the surprise part.'

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.