Meal Misadventures Gifts

"I think I've had this nightmare before."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

All-Day Breakfast

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

The Family Joules: Part 14

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

'My expense account isn't what it used to be. So for lunch I'm taking you fishing, and we'll eat what we catch.'

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."