Meal Misadventures Prints

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

All-Day Breakfast

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'My expense account isn't what it used to be. So for lunch I'm taking you fishing, and we'll eat what we catch.'

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

'Just take some home and I'm sure your wife will know how to cook them.'