Mcdonald's Fan Gifts

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Can I have flies with that'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"