Mcdonald's Fan Mugs

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Can I have flies with that'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Nutrition-Free Diet

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Teenage Angst.