Mac And Cheese Fan Mugs

The warren buffet.

Menu Dating

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Say cheese!

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Do you want fries with that?"

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

Clandestine Cuisine

Gorgonzola!!! The meanest of all cheeses!

Bear cuisine - the next stage

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

Ghost Porn

Realistic resolutions 1. Give up drinking (until you have a terrible day on January 7th) 2. Exercise (until you realise it is too cold and you are too tired) 3. Eat healthy food (until you remember that you love - and in fact need - an enormous plate of mac 'n' cheese)

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

Lazy man with 'How's my idling?' sign.

I know you're trapped in this realm because you left something unfinished, Bob. But honestly, I threw the rest of that pizza away years ago.

'Our macaroni is being recalled. Well, we still have the cheese.' - 'Our cheese is being recalled? Well, we still have the macaroni.'

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

'Monged too much this week?'

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

Firewood for Sale

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

Captain Pointy No.4 - The terrible Swiss cheese ray

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

Excess Baggage: For many of us, 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

Jungle Pizza - Fast Service

"Remember, it's not enough to say what's great about mac'n'cheese. We've got to to negative on tuna noodle casserole."

"Don't tell anybody, but just bring me some mac and cheese instead."