
What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.
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What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.
Captain Pointy No.4 - The terrible Swiss cheese ray
"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'
The wonderful world of cheese.
'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'
"When I was your age. I was really smelly."
McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.
"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."
"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"
French wine
"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."
"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."
"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"
"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."
The Main Types of Cheese
I love Cannelloni
"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"
Cheese
"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"
"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"
"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"
'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'
'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'
'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'
'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'
"What kind of biscuits are they?"
"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"
American style Greek cafe.
A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.
'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'
"Whine and cheezed party."
"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."
"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"
Stratigraphy
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