Mcdonald's Gifts

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

View to the Future

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'Is this still America?'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'