Fast Foods Gifts

"They should have just stuck with deep dish."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

View to the Future

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"We won!"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Menu Dating

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Is this still America?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.