Maverick Medicine Enthusiast Gifts

Inaccurate Acupuncture

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

Health Care Crisis table.

Doctors

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'I like to think of the common bile duct as the gateway to the Bahamas.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Medical Examinations.