Mathematical Munchies Gifts

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Pi Ala Mode.

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

The geometry of everyday life

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

People who understand Venn diagrams

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

"Students better understand the pie chart concept when I display it like this."

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'We think it's time we told you - you were early adopted.'

Maths Department with sum on door sign.

"For her birthday I bought my wife an abacus...

'Damage to the environment, Miss.'

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Meditation Munchies

Doomed Food Group

"The number 288 should never be mentioned. It's two gross."

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

'I'm spelling, not adding.'

Zorro does algebra.

"Without doubt you are rational, how can you have an imaginary friend?"

Clown throws a pie

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

"No Alex, The answer isn't Posh Spice."

Conservation of mass.

'Who invented arithmetic?' 'Henry the 1/8.'

Pi-thon