Math-infused Swimming Enthusiasts Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates a passion for both mathematics and swimming? Our curated range offers witty and inventive items perfect for those who see angles in every stroke. Whether it's a quirky mug, a stylish T-shirt, or an eye-catching print, these gifts add a splash of humor and intelligence to a favorite hobby. Ideal for students, teachers, or anyone who loves to swim and solve for 'x'.

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An abacus swimming pool

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"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?" mockup

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

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Lemniskate

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"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water." mockup

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

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'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.' mockup

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

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"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat." mockup

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

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Lapdogs

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'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.' mockup

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

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No petting in the pool!

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'Yes, this is the deep end.'

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'There must be some mistake. According to our actuary tables I'm going to live to 83.'

'There must be some mistake. According to our actuary tables I'm going to live to 83.' mockup

'There must be some mistake. According to our actuary tables I'm going to live to 83.'

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"Well, some of us were synchronized." mockup

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

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Calculator Jokes

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Motor Channel Crossing.

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'Four million years and an amphibian crammed ashore and developed into homosapiens so I see no point whatsover to go back!'

'Four million years and an amphibian crammed ashore and developed into homosapiens so I see no point whatsover to go back!' mockup

'Four million years and an amphibian crammed ashore and developed into homosapiens so I see no point whatsover to go back!'

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Thank you for not drowning.

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'Not that sort of pool party.'

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'I hope you don't think I invited you swimming just because you have a couple of webbed toes.'

'I hope you don't think I invited you swimming just because you have a couple of webbed toes.' mockup

'I hope you don't think I invited you swimming just because you have a couple of webbed toes.'

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"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

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'I always thought he was in great shape. I mean he swam constantly.'

'I always thought he was in great shape. I mean he swam constantly.' mockup

'I always thought he was in great shape. I mean he swam constantly.'

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"I rescue swimmers. He rescues phones dropped by swimmers."

"I rescue swimmers. He rescues phones dropped by swimmers." mockup

"I rescue swimmers. He rescues phones dropped by swimmers."

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'I can't figure it out. I swim all day and I can't lose weight.'

'I can't figure it out. I swim all day and I can't lose weight.' mockup

'I can't figure it out. I swim all day and I can't lose weight.'

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"God, if you get me back to shore, I'll give you everything I own. Okay, fifty percent of everything. How about ten percent plus community work..."

"God, if you get me back to shore, I'll give you everything I own. Okay, fifty percent of everything. How about ten percent plus community work..." mockup

"God, if you get me back to shore, I'll give you everything I own. Okay, fifty percent of everything. How about ten percent plus community work..."

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"Am I going to be cold when I get out?" mockup

"Am I going to be cold when I get out?"

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"OK...this is not gonna work."

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You Lie!

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NO skinny dipping

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Never swim on a full stomach...

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'I don't know... it's kind of a wet dog smell.'

'I don't know... it's kind of a wet dog smell.' mockup

'I don't know... it's kind of a wet dog smell.'

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"I'd go swimming if there was a way to use my phone while under water."

"I'd go swimming if there was a way to use my phone while under water." mockup

"I'd go swimming if there was a way to use my phone while under water."

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'Impressive certificate. Thanks, that's for the 100 metres backstroke.'

'Impressive certificate. Thanks, that's for the 100 metres backstroke.' mockup

'Impressive certificate. Thanks, that's for the 100 metres backstroke.'

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Math-infused Swimming Enthusiasts Gifts Collection

Math-infused Swimming Enthusiasts Mugs

Discover our full range of products for math-inclined swimmers, starting with these witty mugs perfect for poolside sipping or a math-loving morning routine.

Math-infused Swimming Enthusiasts Pillows

Check out our playful pillows that celebrate the passion for swimming and math—beautifully designed for a cozy, inspiring space.

Math-infused Swimming Enthusiasts Prints

Browse our vibrant prints featuring clever math and swimming themes—perfect for decorating a dedicated hobby space or gift idea.

Math-infused Swimming Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Explore our collection of T-shirts that brilliantly combine swimming and mathematics—ideal for fans who love a clever, stylish statement.