Math Enthusiast Skater Gifts

Lemniskate

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Night of the Zombonies.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Maths is fun!'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'190 divided by two...'

Graduation Speech.

Jewish Geometry

"I go that extra mile!"

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”