Material Choice Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who loves to critique material choices? Our collection of clever, humorous products celebrates creative souls who enjoy expressing their opinions about fabrics, textures, and design. Whether they’re in the fashion, interior design, or DIY world, these gifts add a playful touch to their passion. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that speak their language, blending wit and creativity in every piece.

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Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.' mockup

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

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"I shop, therefore I am."

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'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.' mockup

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

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"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?" mockup

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

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Heart Disease Menu

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"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them." mockup

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

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No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong! mockup

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

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Made with 100% recycled material. mockup

Made with 100% recycled material.

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"I finally got my wife to read my manuscript. She said the main character was a sleazebag devoid of a moral compass. It's an autobiography."

"I finally got my wife to read my manuscript. She said the main character was a sleazebag devoid of a moral compass. It's an autobiography." mockup

"I finally got my wife to read my manuscript. She said the main character was a sleazebag devoid of a moral compass. It's an autobiography."

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'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.' mockup

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

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A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop. mockup

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

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"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!" mockup

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

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'We have a lot in common. We're both insanely greedy!'

'We have a lot in common. We're both insanely greedy!' mockup

'We have a lot in common. We're both insanely greedy!'

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'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.' mockup

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

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Knitting is Knirvana.

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"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet." mockup

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

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Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

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New Gods

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''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?' mockup

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

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"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

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Consumerism junkie.

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Other Patron Saints of Christmas

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"Never mind."

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"For Gladys it's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the gift."

"For Gladys it's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the gift." mockup

"For Gladys it's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the gift."

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First and last day as oil company spokesman...

First and last day as oil company spokesman... mockup

First and last day as oil company spokesman...

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Donald Trump as a match thrown onto coals.

Donald Trump as a match thrown onto coals. mockup

Donald Trump as a match thrown onto coals.

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"Yes, we're very pleased with our decision to withdraw from the Paris Accord."

"Yes, we're very pleased with our decision to withdraw from the Paris Accord." mockup

"Yes, we're very pleased with our decision to withdraw from the Paris Accord."

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"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."

"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like." mockup

"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."

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"Well. . . I guess there will be no offspring, but at least I will save on the tuition fees."

"Well. . . I guess there will be no offspring, but at least I will save on the tuition fees." mockup

"Well. . . I guess there will be no offspring, but at least I will save on the tuition fees."

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GOP Environmental Stink Tank - G.W. Bush National Forest.

GOP Environmental Stink Tank - G.W. Bush National Forest. mockup

GOP Environmental Stink Tank - G.W. Bush National Forest.

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Secretary of the Interior Paul Bunyan VI

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Secretary of the Interior Paul Bunyan VI

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"And my lawyer says we have a hell of a case against La-Z-Boy."

"And my lawyer says we have a hell of a case against La-Z-Boy." mockup

"And my lawyer says we have a hell of a case against La-Z-Boy."

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Empty pockets (four of them).

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Material Choice Critic Gifts Collection

Material Choice Critic Mugs

Explore our range of mugs that cheer on material critics with humor and style—perfect for coffee lovers and creative enthusiasts alike.

Material Choice Critic Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that bring humor and personality into their creative space, perfect for material critics who like their comfort with a side of wit.

Material Choice Critic Prints

Browse inspiring prints that celebrate a love for textures and materials, ideal for decorating the creative spaces of material choice enthusiasts.

Material Choice Critic T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for those who love to critique materials with flair and humor, making their style statement fun and personalized.