Matchstick Modeler Gifts

Matchstick Taj Mahal

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Young Frankenstein"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Piracy on a boating lake

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

A woman watches football on her computer.

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

Acme Dating Service

Toys - Business Model.

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

Match maker

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

Sidekick speed matching service.

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"