Matchstick Architects Gifts

Match Ladies

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Caliologist

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I love what you've done with him."

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Acme Dating Service

Cupid

Horror writer.

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

Match maker

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

Sidekick speed matching service.

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

'Don't turn the page yet - I'm not finished!'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'