Matchstick Sculptor Gifts

Bryant and May match heads

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

The Sculptor

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Match Point

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Show off!'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

Topiary Portraits

'Oh, Charley, if you hear a report that I'm going to be married to that girl in black, you can contradict it. There's nothing in it.'

Topiary chair.

Garden Art

"I dunno... It's just not the same without snow."

'There's no stopping them.'

Ice Sculpting Classes.

Matchstick Taj Mahal

Oh, sure, blame the match, it's always blame the match - Does it look like this was my idea?

The Wall.

Building the perfect snow-boyfriend

Flammabull.

'It's a cement mixer.'

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

'Where are you guys going?' - 'We are going on strike.'

Attack using an offensive weapon