Matchstick Art Gifts

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Lovers

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Joseph and his coat

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

Match Point

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

"Dad, this is Keith. Keith works in the timber industry."

His And Her T-shirts

Bryant and May match heads

'There's no stopping them.'

Couple in Green

"Ok, Ok, let's go and check: I have my pantone colour chart. We can work out if the grass really is greener on the other side. . ."

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

A man walks into a modern art museum, where a painting matches his shirt.

"The other team won by 12 lucky goals!"

Flammabull.

Tartan Suit.

Matchstick Taj Mahal

Oh, sure, blame the match, it's always blame the match - Does it look like this was my idea?

'Where are you guys going?' - 'We are going on strike.'

"My ophthalmologist says it'll take a few days for my pink eye medicine to kick in, so I figure I might as well color-coordinate in the meantime."

Attack using an offensive weapon

Matching Outfits

'I don't always take Brian's side.. I've got a mind of my own you know!'

'You are a cat person!'

'Have you finished mending my coat!'

Santa claus patch

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

Hey, how'd you get a crazy quilt?