Matchstick Art Pillows

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Lovers

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Joseph and his coat

Match Point

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

Bryant and May match heads

"Dad, this is Keith. Keith works in the timber industry."

His And Her T-shirts

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

Couple in Green

'There's no stopping them.'

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

"Ok, Ok, let's go and check: I have my pantone colour chart. We can work out if the grass really is greener on the other side. . ."

A man walks into a modern art museum, where a painting matches his shirt.

"The other team won by 12 lucky goals!"

Flammabull.

Tartan Suit.

Matchstick Taj Mahal

'Where are you guys going?' - 'We are going on strike.'

Attack using an offensive weapon

Matching Outfits

"My ophthalmologist says it'll take a few days for my pink eye medicine to kick in, so I figure I might as well color-coordinate in the meantime."

'I don't always take Brian's side.. I've got a mind of my own you know!'

'You are a cat person!'

'Have you finished mending my coat!'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

Santa claus patch

Indian painting his matchstick model palace gold