Matchstick Enthusiast Pillows

'Where are you guys going?' - 'We are going on strike.'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Lovers

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Match Point

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

"You want to see me, Boss?"

His And Her T-shirts

"Dad, this is Keith. Keith works in the timber industry."

Bryant and May match heads

'There's no stopping them.'

Couple in Green

'Trust me honey, Aunt Iris says he's a Prince!'

'I'm waiting for the right introduction agency to come along.'

'I'd like to meet a girl--', 'Oh, a homophobe, eh?'

Matchstick Taj Mahal

'Aha, this is exactly the same opening position as Botvinnick versus Capablanca in Rotterdam 1938.'

Footballers chasing a ball.

'Most of my customers met online.'

Chance Meeting