Matchstick Modeler T-Shirts

Matchstick Taj Mahal

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Young Frankenstein"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Piracy on a boating lake

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Acme Dating Service

Toys - Business Model.

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Match maker

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

Sidekick speed matching service.

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.