Matchstick Muse T-Shirts

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Rogue elephant

Jerry Lordan

Angel playing music

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

'My client doesn't wish to answer any more questions.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

Marriage & Divorce.

"...on the avenue..."

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Modern day mirror.

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'That's not the way you used to zip me up when we were first married.'

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

Match Point

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

This apartment is bigger than mine!

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"