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If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Rogue elephant

Jerry Lordan

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

Angel playing music

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

'My client doesn't wish to answer any more questions.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Marriage & Divorce.

Modern day mirror.

"...on the avenue..."

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

'That's not the way you used to zip me up when we were first married.'

I'm not channeling your husband

Brancusi.

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

Dali Paints His Dreams

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Match Point

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

'Happy birthday,gorgeous!'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"