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"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"...My daughter, the model..."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

Love.

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"Quit moving"

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

Spilled Ink

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Art Theft

Writer’s Corner

A cat composer

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

Cat DNA is decoded.

Dreaming of an angel.

Artist

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'

Writers

'I've just finished reading your last book. At least I hope it is!'

Art for Art's Sake.

A dog waits obediently for his dead master to play ball with him.

Poet with a lauding bar on his head.

"He's my little fur baby is what he is."