Match Made In Cricket Heaven Gifts

Cricket Lovers

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Beer Order

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

Cartoon on Sachin Tendulkar's comparison to Don Bradman

The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger"

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

England And The Ashes

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

The Conservative Party attempting to save the Church from the Liberals

French Cricket.

'Cricket Hits - By Dumb-Crambo, off his own bat.'

Cricket

GOOOOAAAAAL!

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

'You know your problem don't you? You've got tennis elbow.'

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

'Mind dropping us off at Lords,old chap?'

'...and once again we have interruption of play caused by movement behind the bowler's arm.'

The Highest Score Ever Recorded

How could I forget the day we met...

"Bad luck old man - that car is the umpire's new pride and joy!"

'And Wilmot doesn't seem too happy about the umpire's decision'