Cricket Nostalgia Gifts

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

A prehistoric football match.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Flava Superba

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'My first tattoo...'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

'Creative right?'

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

Rugby golden oldies.

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

"There's another thing - d'you realise it's over forty-three years since I took my last wicket?"

"He's my enabler."

Boy blowing at crackers.

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

The worst day of the year for Bill Buckner...the ball drop on New Year's Eve

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

Audience wearing head gear "I see Botham's batting again"

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

Diego Maradona

You have any baby pictures, Randy? I'm just wondering what you looked like before all those muscles. HOJ. Indeed I do, little buddy. In fact, they were professionally taken. By Sears? By Muscle & Fitness Magazine. I was the centerfold in their infants and toddlers edition. Figures.

School. Have your imaginary playmate call my imaginary playmate.

Ear, nose & throat. Head, shoulder, knees & toes.

"Woa. Sorry - that was the sugar talking."