Cricket Nostalgia Gifts

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

A prehistoric football match.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Flava Superba

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'My first tattoo...'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

'Creative right?'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

Rugby golden oldies.

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

"There's another thing - d'you realise it's over forty-three years since I took my last wicket?"

Audience wearing head gear "I see Botham's batting again"

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

"He's my enabler."

"Woa. Sorry - that was the sugar talking."

"It's a children's book, with lots and lots of interesting recipes."