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Cricket Lovers

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Beer Order

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

Cartoon on Sachin Tendulkar's comparison to Don Bradman

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger"

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

The Conservative Party attempting to save the Church from the Liberals

French Cricket.

'Cricket Hits - By Dumb-Crambo, off his own bat.'

GOOOOAAAAAL!

'You know your problem don't you? You've got tennis elbow.'

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Cricket

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'

'Mind dropping us off at Lords,old chap?'

'...and once again we have interruption of play caused by movement behind the bowler's arm.'

'I'm sure that last ball was lbw.'

"Bad luck old man - that car is the umpire's new pride and joy!"

How could I forget the day we met...

The Highest Score Ever Recorded

'And Wilmot doesn't seem too happy about the umpire's decision'