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"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Cricket Lovers

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

'The game went into extra innings.'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

Football Angel

"If he were just 8 inches taller, 20 years younger,10 times more mature and a million dollars richer, he'd be perfect."

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

"Carl! Carl! He's telling the truth! He's married. The single guy lives next door."

"This is Stan, my latest project."

Rugby heaven

"Ultimate frisbee champ."

Football

God/Saint Watching Football.

Last night I met an interesting guy online. He's an Aries with a trust fund rising.

Angel Delight

'Another hole-in-one. I guess that was predictable.'

'I don't need an appointment; I just want to draw near to him.'

Holy Golf

"Excellent Hail Mary."

'Twickenham this weekend?'