Masterchef Fan Pillows

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

'Just call me Delia...'

"When did they add this channel?!"

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

Capturing a Cook

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

Chefs

'Ready, steady, Operate'

"Your husband tells me you're a wonderful cook!"

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

"Apart from writing your new cookery book what else have you been up to?"

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

"Which cooking competition show did you get your training from?"

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

'Would you believe it the E.U. have put a cap on the numbers of celebrity chefs we can have!'