Master Of Typos Pillows

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'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"By the way, there is only one 'L' in 'over-qualified'."

The origins of bullet points.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

DIY expert.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

'Among my many talents, not shown on my resume, is that I can say 'multivarient transformative interactive analytical heterogenacity in management leadership' three times fast.'

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

Homes of the font designers

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"Oh, very funny. If you don't like my cooking just say so!"

'Brother Mendel, I loved reading your Christmas letter!'

'Shoot! I left a bunch of @#&%@!!** typographical symbols around here somewhere!'