Loves A Good Typo Pillows

"Check this out Debs, someone's made a massive typo."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Italica

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Very good and to the point.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Prayboy

"Think about the honey."

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the marital bonds which have connected her with another..."

Perfection Troubleshootors.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

School of Arts and Sciences.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."