Loves A Good Parody Pillows

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

The Insiders

Gogglebollox.

Window Sills I Have Known - Mazzy C. McCattrick

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

Vampire mailman.

Dorothy's illiteracy becomes all too painfully apparent.

"Thanks for reaching out."

"Edward Shovelhands"

No one bleats about fleece club!

'Marge!' One victim calls out to another as they are carried off by Frankenstein and the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

"I was a young actress, the camera was running and suddenly this guy was after me moaning 'brain! braiin!'"

Paint your Dragon

"Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde"

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

"Norm"

Bug Contemporary Music

'What happened to my supernatural powers?'

"Thank you, thank you... That number was the "increasing deficit blues". This next song is a golden oldie titled " A higher minimum wage will kill the economy."

'Bugger the sweeties, old lady. Got any meth-amphetamine tablets?'

"I don't have to mask up, Sam I am?"

'Ratty! Moley! You'll be pleased to hear I've finally found something more exciting than the motor car - crack cocaine!'

The Hound of the Basketballs.

Trumpmore: Part of Trump's national parks plan.

"Stay frenetic"