Typo Master Pillows

'No, I was actually looking for a cool little 'widget.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Italica

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Very good and to the point.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"By the way, there is only one 'L' in 'over-qualified'."

School of Arts and Sciences.

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

The origins of bullet points.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

I've given up on my youthful dreams of having a big income, a big house and a big car. At this point, I've settled for having a BIG FONT.

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Turkey Dinner and gravity

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

Homes of the font designers

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"