Master Of Pranks Pillows

"This one will work for a minute, then jag viciously to the left, rotate 360 degrees, then only move sideways!"

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Clown God

"Eat me"

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Swimming Prankster

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

When clowns are hunting.

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Gallery Pranks

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Barnyard humor.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"What say we shake things up a bit, and go in and ask for a couple of home-pregnancy test kits."

"Ready...."

Up your end.

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"