Prank Mastermind Pillows

Robert Redford (Just Kidding!).

'I told you not to do that. Now put it back.'

Stink Bomb, "There's a bomb in my office."

"Eat me"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Swimming Prankster

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Ready...."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

'Are you gonna answer that?'

Two Wise Men & One Wise Guy

Clown silencers.

'April fool! You didn't really win the lottery!'

"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to

Of the seven, which dwarf do you identify with?

Power play

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"This one will work for a minute, then jag viciously to the left, rotate 360 degrees, then only move sideways!"

"There's good news and bad news. The good news is, I've made a generous contribution to your leaving present."

'Pull my finger!'

'I got to get home quick to hack the principal's email to my dad.'

Weapon of mass destruction to King's castle gambit

"They say you're good with forgeries?"