Master Of Tongue Pillows

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Champagne

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'You're texting? Wait--'

Pint

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Love wine

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'Hey! Did you suddenly forget English? Get in here!'

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"To toast!"

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Wine Lovers

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Pint

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Among my many talents, not shown on my resume, is that I can say 'multivarient transformative interactive analytical heterogenacity in management leadership' three times fast.'

"Honey, can you toast some muffins?"

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

"I'm part of a working party looking into teaching the Blairs Italian"

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

'Keep an eye on young Yomp, he's excellent at damning others with faint praise.'

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

'She's trying to lessen our carbon footprint. She's burning the toast on only one side now.'

"We want to build bridges!"

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

"Honestly, Doug, you never want to do anything. . . I swear with you, it's always meh, meh, meh!"