Master Of Tongue T-Shirts

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Champagne

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'You're texting? Wait--'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Love wine

Pint

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

'Hey! Did you suddenly forget English? Get in here!'

"To toast!"

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Pint

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

Wine Lovers

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

" ... para Espanol ... "

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Among my many talents, not shown on my resume, is that I can say 'multivarient transformative interactive analytical heterogenacity in management leadership' three times fast.'

"Honey, can you toast some muffins?"

"I'm part of a working party looking into teaching the Blairs Italian"

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

'Keep an eye on young Yomp, he's excellent at damning others with faint praise.'

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

"We want to build bridges!"

"Honestly, Doug, you never want to do anything. . . I swear with you, it's always meh, meh, meh!"