Master Of Humor Pillows

"I'm no longer listed an unemployed. I stopped looking for work."

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

"The good new is I found your dentures. The bad news is the dog has a new chew toy."

"I'm a big believer in micromanagement."

Up your end.

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"Sir? - it's clowntime."

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

'After sleeping on it, I've decided not to allow power naps.'

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

"I'm suffering from TeaParytyitis."

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!'

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