Master Of Discretion Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors the quiet strength of discretion? Our curated collection for the master of discretion celebrates tactful individuals who value privacy and subtlety. Whether it’s for a creative type who navigates conversations wisely or someone you admire for their calm demeanor, these thoughtfully designed items add wit and warmth to their everyday essentials. Find a gift that appreciates those who master the fine art of discretion with humor and style.

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'Someday, Mel, when you're here, I'd like you to teach me how to do that 'conspicuous by his absence' thing you do so well!'

'Someday, Mel, when you're here, I'd like you to teach me how to do that 'conspicuous by his absence' thing you do so well!' mockup

'Someday, Mel, when you're here, I'd like you to teach me how to do that 'conspicuous by his absence' thing you do so well!'

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"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?" mockup

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!" mockup

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

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Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'. mockup

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

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'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.' mockup

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

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'Someone round here has to make the important decisions.'

'Someone round here has to make the important decisions.' mockup

'Someone round here has to make the important decisions.'

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Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight' mockup

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

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Houdini's infancy.

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"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!" mockup

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

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Debate Club Note

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'Decision time. Which bridge to cross and which to burn.'

'Decision time. Which bridge to cross and which to burn.' mockup

'Decision time. Which bridge to cross and which to burn.'

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"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

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"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?" mockup

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

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"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...." mockup

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

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"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way." mockup

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

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Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.' mockup

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

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'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?' mockup

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

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'I was just, er, conserving energy.' mockup

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

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REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.' mockup

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

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'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.' mockup

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

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"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee." mockup

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

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Higher Instincts/Middling Instincts/Baser Instincts.

Higher Instincts/Middling Instincts/Baser Instincts. mockup

Higher Instincts/Middling Instincts/Baser Instincts.

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'Your first executive decision?'

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On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning, mockup

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

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'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.' mockup

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

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Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it mockup

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

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'I don't know whether to straddle this issue or dodge it.'

'I don't know whether to straddle this issue or dodge it.' mockup

'I don't know whether to straddle this issue or dodge it.'

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'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!' mockup

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

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'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.' mockup

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

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"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it." mockup

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

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"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut."

"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut." mockup

"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut."

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Desk boxes: way, no way, could go either way.

Desk boxes: way, no way, could go either way. mockup

Desk boxes: way, no way, could go either way.

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"Careful - it's full of lies."

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Master Of Discretion Gifts Collection

Master Of Discretion Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the master of discretion—witty designs that brighten mornings while celebrating calm, quiet strength.

Master Of Discretion Pillows

Enhance their living space with pillows designed for the master of discretion—subtle, stylish, and full of quiet personality.

Master Of Discretion Prints

Browse prints that celebrate discretion and wit—ideal for adding a refined touch to any creative space.

Master Of Discretion T-Shirts

Find clever and stylish t-shirts for those who master discretion—perfect for casual days that call for tactful humor.