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'Someday, Mel, when you're here, I'd like you to teach me how to do that 'conspicuous by his absence' thing you do so well!'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'Someone round here has to make the important decisions.'

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Houdini's infancy.

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

Debate Club Note

'Decision time. Which bridge to cross and which to burn.'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

Higher Instincts/Middling Instincts/Baser Instincts.

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

'Your first executive decision?'

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'I don't know whether to straddle this issue or dodge it.'

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

"It's the only way we know that the meeting's finally over."

"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut."

Desk boxes: way, no way, could go either way.