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'Judging from this loan application, you must have gotten an A in creative writing.'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'I like the frame.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

"But is it..?"

One Man and Two Trucks

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Well... the frame is nice.'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Artists without borders.

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

Yoga in Heaven

I always frame yours, J.B.

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

"Who cuts your mattes?"

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

Ron began to feel that Gina was taking their relationship a bit too seriously.

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

Framing. Folks, how about leaving two inches between the picture and frame? More! No, less! the border is a very controversial subject.

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

'I like the frame.'

Olde Time Dance Society

'The degrees? They're phony! I just like to show off what I made in the framing course I took.'