Master Framer Prints

'Judging from this loan application, you must have gotten an A in creative writing.'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'I like the frame.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

"But is it..?"

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

One Man and Two Trucks

Yoga in Heaven

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Well... the frame is nice.'

Artists without borders.

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

I always frame yours, J.B.

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

"Who cuts your mattes?"

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

'I like the frame.'

'The degrees? They're phony! I just like to show off what I made in the framing course I took.'

Olde Time Dance Society

Academy Pencillings.